when i was 12 i made a deal with my dad that if i didn’t date until i was 16 he’d owe me $100 AND I FUCKING REMEMBERED THE OTHER DAY AND MY DAD SAID IT WAS "RIDICULOUS ENOUGH TO BE TRUE" HE’S ACTUALLY GONNA GIVE ME $100
so my dad come home today and was like “katie i did it i got your money”
he gave me 100 one dollar bills
my dad gave me 100 one dollar bills
i can pretend to be a super star
i am a queen
i made it rain on my mom
you’re cute what is your face html
i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this
*deletes selfie like it never happened*
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
I have no shame in reblogging myself
when bae sets up a surprise date <3
you know that quiet girl in class?
yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr