coololivia:

♡ 
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kingsleyyy:

i want a bf :/

and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill

hbunot:

I may not be 5 gum but I can still stimulate your senses.

deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

170

lion:

when you open the fridge after your mom went grocery shopping

starkimages:

OTTB
June ‘14
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wealthyhugepenis:

my favourite part of the bible is when Jesus said that 1 like = 1 Prayer

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now