ccoasters:

ccoasters:

ccoasters:

ccoasters:

when i was 12 i made a deal with my dad that if i didn’t date until i was 16 he’d owe me $100 AND I FUCKING REMEMBERED THE OTHER DAY AND MY DAD SAID IT WAS "RIDICULOUS ENOUGH TO BE TRUE" HE’S ACTUALLY GONNA GIVE ME $100

so my dad come home today and was like “katie i did it i got your money” 

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ones 

he gave me 100 one dollar bills 

wait 

my dad gave me 100 one dollar bills 

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i can pretend to be a super star 

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i am a queen 

imagei made it rain on my mom

happiest:

you’re cute what is your face html 

stevenfresco:

i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this

beerito:

*deletes selfie like it never happened*

jumpsandbumps:

This horse’s name is Texas because his star is in the shape of the state of Texas. 
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thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

dont-touchmycurves:

I have no shame in reblogging myself

disowns:

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when bae sets up a surprise date <3

qualityessence:

(via TumbleOn)

instahot:

you know that quiet girl in class?

yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr

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